Sunday, August 08, 2010

From My Inbox

Of all the "trash" emails I get, some are real treasures. This is one of them:

"The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side."


Mark said...

Or licking the wrong side.

Jim said...

Yuck, yuck, yuck.