tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149193.post8009116080616959844..comments2024-03-28T02:33:58.130-05:00Comments on Marshal Art's: Had To Steal This!!!Marshal Arthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01054268632726520871noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149193.post-63943191677372697422012-01-08T01:32:21.223-06:002012-01-08T01:32:21.223-06:00As there is a history of colon cancer in my family...As there is a history of colon cancer in my family (my dad and his brother both died of it, and one of my sisters dealt with it as well), I am advised to test every two years. Haven't done it since I was laid off in '08, but I'm much more proactive with my health these days. But when I do go, I opt to be anesthetized, as I don't care to be conscious for the experience. I look at the choice as one between being probed or taking a nap. I choose to nap.Marshal Arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01054268632726520871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149193.post-24618501743502953402012-01-06T18:06:36.719-06:002012-01-06T18:06:36.719-06:00Had mine at 50. Funny stuff. I remember deflating ...Had mine at 50. Funny stuff. I remember deflating all day after the event. It was best I did not go to work. One thing Dave did not mention is the bio-prep one must endure the day before. After the pills and witnessing the bottoms of innumerable Special Soda Pop bottle the contents of which is formulated to flush the system, my southern departure was dry-heave-heave-heave-heaving. Sorry, but 'tis the truth and "my precious" was at its vent's end by the end of that day. And, the prep nurses at the hospital all asked if my voidance was a faithful event. That was about as irritating to a beat-soft hungry man naked beneath a hospital gown carefully crafted to reveal only the no tan zones. But, I passed the periscope inspection at all depths and reaches. A non-event event, really, but the day before is altogether another tail.<br /><br />-Joe CAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9149193.post-2289989347902394342012-01-06T06:53:07.815-06:002012-01-06T06:53:07.815-06:00Thanks for the laughs. Please re-post next Januar...Thanks for the laughs. Please re-post next January when I turn 50 and get to visit my doctor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com